SANTA’S COVID PRECAUTIONS

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4 years ago
Oh, his suit has been pressed
The sleigh’s looking pretty
He’s got the go ahead from
Professor Chris Whitty
Santa Claus is COVID secure
When he enters your house
He’ll be a good chap
He’ll check himself in
On the NHS app
Santa Claus is COVID secure
He’s not displaying symptoms
You’ve got nothing to fear
Coz he isolates at the North Pole
Three hundred & sixty-four days a year
It’s close to midnight
The church bells chime
He’s late because
he’s washed his hands a billion times
Santa Claus is COVID secure
He’s got new rules to follow
It’s a difficult task
But he won’t go down your chimney
Without wearing a mask
Santa Claus is COVID secure
The presents are loaded
The drop offs are mapped
His mince pies are all
Individually wrapped
Santa Claus is COVID secure
His sleigh is ventilated
The presents are as well
And Rudolph’s had his red nose rubbed
In antibacterial gel!
The reindeer have helped
The elves played their part
They’ve all placed themselves
Two meters apart
Santa Claus is COVID secure
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